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fm · 05-07-2006, 06:22 PM

Ok lets make a yo mama thread.

Yo mama's so dumb she was applying for a job and on the application it said

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Sign Here

And she put

_ _ _ _ _ O K _ _ _

zvev · 05-07-2006, 06:26 PM

your momma is so fat she jumped of the empire State building with a yellow rain coat and people screamed the sun is falling

rosswf · 05-07-2006, 06:38 PM

Your mommas so fat, she stood on the scales and it said "one at a time please".

Your mommas so fat, she stood on the scales and her telephone number came up.

zvev · 05-07-2006, 06:44 PM

ok this is valtimes day at a bar one guy says i got my wife a corvette and it goes 0-60 in 5 seconds then the next guy says i baught my wife a lambo it goes 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and the the other guy says i baught my wife a car that goes 0-300 in 1 second and the two other guys said woah what did u buy her and he said a scale :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

I've-been-banned-3-times · 05-07-2006, 06:53 PM

your momma is sooo Fat when she's wearing a Red t-shirt.. kids Say
HEY! KOOL-AID!!!
Get the F*&K OFF the Street!

Kikkoman · 05-08-2006, 07:55 PM

Slightly racist. I understand this could offend some of you, but it should not be taken seriously and does not reflect my opinion or views nor the opinion or views of iPodWizard moderators. Kikkoman ©, 1998, blah blah blah. Anyway, highlight it for joke.

Yo' momma so black, she was counted absent at night-school.

Not really worth it, huh?

Yo' momma so fat, she sat on a nickel and made change.

Yo' momma so fat, the last time she saw '90210' was on the scale.

Thats all I got :\

fm · 05-08-2006, 07:58 PM

Yo mama is so..........

I dont even know why im talking about yo mama i dont even know the man.

roadkill9191 · 05-08-2006, 08:26 PM

i made this on back in elementry school

your moms like a tv even a two year old could turn her on
your moms like a light even a two year old could turn her on

I've-been-banned-3-times · 05-08-2006, 11:56 PM

^^^^^ the Tv one was better than the light...

ok heres a stupid one.
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your momma is soo fat they needed to take her to sea world to get baptist.
your momma is soo fat when she puts high heels on she strikes oil.
your momma is soo fat she uses a Vcr as a beeber
your momma is soo fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.
your momma is soo fat she slipped in the Grand canyon and got stuck..
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i'll think of more tomarrow.. =)

Tim · 05-09-2006, 05:42 AM

yo mama's house so dirty u gotta wipe yo feet b4 u go out
yo mama's house so small u gotta eat large pizzas outside!

05-07-2006, 06:22 PM		#1
	fm -_- Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,483	Yo Mama... Ok lets make a yo mama thread. Yo mama's so dumb she was applying for a job and on the application it said _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Sign Here And she put _ _ _ _ _ O K _ _ _

05-07-2006, 06:26 PM		#2
	zvev §§§§ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,147	your momma is so fat she jumped of the empire State building with a yellow rain coat and people screamed the sun is falling

05-07-2006, 06:38 PM		#3
	rosswf Über iPodder Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Scotland, UK Posts: 3,495	Your mommas so fat, she stood on the scales and it said "one at a time please". Your mommas so fat, she stood on the scales and her telephone number came up.

05-07-2006, 06:44 PM		#4
	zvev §§§§ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,147	ok this is valtimes day at a bar one guy says i got my wife a corvette and it goes 0-60 in 5 seconds then the next guy says i baught my wife a lambo it goes 0-60 in 3.2 seconds and the the other guy says i baught my wife a car that goes 0-300 in 1 second and the two other guys said woah what did u buy her and he said a scale :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

05-07-2006, 06:53 PM		#5
	I've-been-banned-3-times Master iPodder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cereal Box Posts: 735	your momma is sooo Fat when she's wearing a Red t-shirt.. kids Say HEY! KOOL-AID!!! Get the F*&K OFF the Street!

05-08-2006, 07:55 PM		#6
	Kikkoman Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Adair, Ohio, USA Posts: 927	Slightly racist. I understand this could offend some of you, but it should not be taken seriously and does not reflect my opinion or views nor the opinion or views of iPodWizard moderators. Kikkoman ©, 1998, blah blah blah. Anyway, highlight it for joke. Yo' momma so black, she was counted absent at night-school. Not really worth it, huh? Yo' momma so fat, she sat on a nickel and made change. Yo' momma so fat, the last time she saw '90210' was on the scale. Thats all I got :\

05-08-2006, 07:58 PM		#7
	fm -_- Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,483	Yo mama is so.......... I dont even know why im talking about yo mama i dont even know the man.

05-08-2006, 08:26 PM		#8
	roadkill9191 Master iPodder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NY-long island Posts: 772	i made this on back in elementry school your moms like a tv even a two year old could turn her on your moms like a light even a two year old could turn her on

05-08-2006, 11:56 PM		#9
	I've-been-banned-3-times Master iPodder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cereal Box Posts: 735	^^^^^ the Tv one was better than the light... ok heres a stupid one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- your momma is soo fat they needed to take her to sea world to get baptist. your momma is soo fat when she puts high heels on she strikes oil. your momma is soo fat she uses a Vcr as a beeber your momma is soo fat she broke her leg and gravy came out. your momma is soo fat she slipped in the Grand canyon and got stuck.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'll think of more tomarrow.. =)

05-09-2006, 05:42 AM		#10
	Tim <(.)< Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Turn around. Posts: 2,127	yo mama's house so dirty u gotta wipe yo feet b4 u go out yo mama's house so small u gotta eat large pizzas outside!